Monday, June 05, 2006

First Post From the Day Before the Last Day

It's probably not a good idea to spend time on 06/05/2006 starting up a blog. By this time tomorrow Satan will have commenced the final assault on humanity, shattering civilization with rogue comets, tsunamis and probably a New Kids on the Block reunion tour.

We're all doomed. If all that shit doesn't happen tomorrow then rest assured something is going to get you eventually. I suggest you learn to live with that factlet and get on with what's important.

So assuming that there is anyone left to read this after tomorrow's rapture and subsequent armageddon, I'd like to welcome you to my blog. I've never done this before and I may never do it again. You won't get to know me personally here, but you'll probably get to know a few of the things I enjoy as well as a number of things that piss me off. If you couldn't care less about my opinion then you're in the wrong place.

2 comments:

texsinger said...

all doomed except me, of course... i definitely plan on beating the odds... or having the odds beat me...

hmmm..

either way sounds fun...

Reverse_Vampyr said...

666 day, gay marriage debates, and the killing of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi by American warplanes. Surely there's something in there that might piss you off...

we wanna hear it! :)